Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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