Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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