How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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tim has no humor

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What? Huh?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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