Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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