Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

You know whats funny Aids

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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