why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

vote this down and i will DOX you

wanna hear a joke? i dont

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

women's rights

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

haha black people :D

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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