- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

bologna

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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