- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

i am and me is i

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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