- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come grilled cheese?

where is the world?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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