- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?