- Anti Joke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.