- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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