J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Abortion.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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