What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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