- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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