- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Connor is homo

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

poop.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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