Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Turkey Balls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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