how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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