- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

politically correct!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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