- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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