What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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