Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Chuck Norris is dead......

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Anti Joke

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