- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The Big Band Theory

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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