Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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black people

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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