What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

what's the difference between a duck?

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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