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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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