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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

hey, my names mark.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

no pun intended

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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