- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Canadians

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

boys

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

the holocaust

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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