- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Your mom.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

i keep getting thumbs down...

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Tucker Rivera

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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