- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Sam Hengal.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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