- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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