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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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