Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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10inch nice

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Rush Limbaugh

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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