- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

flavin's head

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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