Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

your social life.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

the WNBA

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

i found waldo.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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