Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How did the black person die? Of old age

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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