Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why did? Yes

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a. why? b. because

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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