- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

The Labour Party.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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