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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Two planes walk into an office building

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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