What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Latvia isn't a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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