A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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