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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

batman has diarrhea

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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