Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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