Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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You're tall.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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