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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Bags of delicious poop.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

batman has diarrhea

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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