Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A house comes around the corner.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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