- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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