Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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