Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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