So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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