Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Knock knock

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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OOOOPPS /

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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BIG PENIS

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Poop

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