Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

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