- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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