what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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