- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Neither did she.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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