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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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