What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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