Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Reading books

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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