whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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9/11.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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