When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Gus's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

so today i took a poop. hehe

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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