- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate blackniggers

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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