What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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