How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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shut up elliot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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9/11.

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