- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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