Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Daniel is a fag

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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