Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

100 chefs walk into a bar

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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