- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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