- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

im not food

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

TIMMY

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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