- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

THE GAME

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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