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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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