What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Cliterus

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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