101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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