- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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