Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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