Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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don't read this

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Anti Joke

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