- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

hard cheese

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Do you love me? No.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

The Morman Religion.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.