- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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