What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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