- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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