- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

How you know when dislextic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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