If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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