- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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