sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Mogok Papiti.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

G

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

punchline below punchline above

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...