what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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