- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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