what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

its funny cuz i laughed!

This is funny.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

save me from the nothing ive become

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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