- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What is 9+10? 19

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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