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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A boy with red hair is happy.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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