- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

women's rights

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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