- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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