- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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