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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Chuck Norris.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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