Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

i killed my family

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Joke

why was the man sad? his wife died

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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