Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Justin Bieber.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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