- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

69 is a number not a sex poshion

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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