Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Yanter, Look it up

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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