- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

no

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Faithful men.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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