- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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