- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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