I am very humble.

You were born.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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