Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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