- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A seal walks into a club.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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