- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

can you pass the soap?

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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