I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

why was the man sad? his wife died

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Joke

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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