Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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