- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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