Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

F? No k

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Dyslexia ruels!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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