- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

no pun intended

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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