- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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