What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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