An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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nothing

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Female rights.

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