Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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DEATH.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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