Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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