Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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