- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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