Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Continents are large islands.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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