What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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