- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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