- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's a joke? Funny

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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