Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Whats white? A fridge

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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a seal walks into a club.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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