How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

I work at jcpenny

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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