- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Walnut

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

YOU

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