Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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