What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Ben Corbishley

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Knock Know! Come in!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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