- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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