- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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