A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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