What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Get on the boat.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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