Mitt Romney

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What is life? Paul.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Logan's gay

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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