- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

I work at jcpenny

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Long joke Your such a downey

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Poop

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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