Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Feminism.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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