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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

I work at jcpenny

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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