Why? Why not?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Penis chickens

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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