- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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