- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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