Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

so today i took a poop. hehe

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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