- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Black people being friendly.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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