- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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