Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Replacement Referees

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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