Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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