- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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