A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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