- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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