Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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