- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Asians.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

who is not good looking? mon morello

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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