- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

were at work systems r down

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Stop procrastinating.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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