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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Microwave

What hurts like hell? HELL

Sex

your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

penis haha

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Microwave

What hurts like hell? HELL

Sex

your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

penis haha

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."