andrew wagner

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

I like poop in my butt

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

whats the capital of congo famine

Who's on first? Garvey.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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