What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

whats 1 + 1? 2

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

The game.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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