- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Jellybeans

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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