Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Please? No.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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