i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Nuneaton..

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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