- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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