Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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