What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Women's Rights

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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