- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

feminists.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

wanna here a joke? you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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