If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Justin Bieber.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Do the roar!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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