Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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who is awesome? no one...

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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you first

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