A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Penis

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What's your guys names?

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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