- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Hi

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Life

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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