- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Tucker Rivera

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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