A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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