Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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woman's rights

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