Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Women's Rights

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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