Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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