I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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