A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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A man buys a prius

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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