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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

identical jokes get different votes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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