What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Tucker Rivera

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Anti Joke

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