- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Diarrhea

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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