- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.