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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

hola said the chinese man

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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