- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Hi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??