The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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