- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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