Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Wright flyer

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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