- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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