- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Wright flyer

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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