- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

how do you win a game try your best

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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