"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How did the black person die? Of old age

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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