- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??