You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

I'd like to make a withdraw

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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