- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Who invented apple? God

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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