- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

epic win?

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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