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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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