Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

I used to know what alzheimers was

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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